I have a strong aversion to shopping. Especially if I need to grab a couple things at the grocery store and it happens to fall on peak crazy-people shopping hour, where heaven forbid there should be a free sample stand between me and my gallon of milk; I will never make it there due to all the self-entitled wackos that NEED TO GET THEIR FREE SAMPLE.
Isn’t there a better way? Actually, yes, now there is.
My dear internet guardian angel just e-mailed me with this incredible, earth-shattering news:
Did you hear the heavenly choir just crescendo?
I may never have to go to another store again. Except for my gallon of milk. Darn it.