I just could not face another bowl of cereal for breakfast today.
I wanted to create! I wanted to become a mad scientist, creating evil plots to feed the masses something other than sugar-coated, cocoa-filled, puffed and crisped monstrosities!
I looked in my fridge for inspiration.
I found a couple moldy potatoes (promptly discarded) and a bowl with something growling at me (Ran screaming from the kitchen. Bowl crawled out of the fridge and let itself out of the house).
I looked deeper. Aha! A mango and a container of blackberries beconed. Something could come of this.
Then, the lightbulb turned on. How about I do THIS:
Peel the mango.
Take a picture of how pretty the mango is. Mangle the rest of the mango. Don’t take a picture of the massacre. It will shock the weak of stomach.
Make a delicious blackberry sauce with, well, blackberries (genius), lime juice and sugar. Place in a pan and simmer for about ten minutes until berries are niiiiiiiiiice and tender, and the juices have begun to thicken.
Use a kitchenaid to blend eggs, milk, flour, sugar, salt and cinnamon. Place three tablespoons of crepe batter in a skillet warmed over med heat. Flip over after a few moments until each side is golden brown.
Fill crepes with creepy blackberry bloo…sauce and mangoes and a bit of sour cream (or whipped cream if you prefer sweet). Make it pretty. Now take a picture.
Eat it. Laugh another evil laugh.